people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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