doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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