all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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