But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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