I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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