what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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