Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Randomize
