Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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