Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Randomize
