last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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