Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I wish you could order shots online.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
