Porn is love you can see.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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