Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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