So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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