only if we run a train.
done.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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