I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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