yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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