Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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