2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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