If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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