I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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