Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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