we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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