do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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