how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
