In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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