Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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