can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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