i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize