At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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