we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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