Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just blew my weed a kiss
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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