we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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