My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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