my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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