Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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