i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
you made out with another girl for some wings
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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