Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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