I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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