Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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