covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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