? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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