Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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