Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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