worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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