Dual....:-)
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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