I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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