even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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