Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize