Sry I called you an 8
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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