white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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