Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
worst night to have a conscience
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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