She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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