This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
