My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I accidentally burped into my bong.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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