I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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